What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
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Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Precision Spectroscopy Reaffirms Gap Between Theory and Experiment - American Physical Society
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Neuroscientists find individual differences in memory response to amygdala stimulation - PsyPost
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?
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Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Next, they tried...
What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
While you sleep, these bugs throw a party on your face - East Idaho News
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!